Sigvald

The second slaanesh champion video this week, Sigvald is completely different from Lucius.

Sigvald the magnificent looks to be a young man of 16, in truth he’s over 300. So, first thing I’m doing after this is to find out his skin care routine. The personification of beauty on the outside, and all sorts of wrong on the inside. You know like the assholes that put coconut in chocolate. His army that he leads is utterly devoted to Sigvald, more devoted than fans to whichever pop sensation is popular right now. They would die for him without a second thought. Sigvald’s vanity is such, that his bodyguards carry mirror shields. So he can look at himself and how awesome he is in battle. Also during battles he has dozens of women that fulfil his every desire, and probably makes very awkward for his opponents. His armour, the auric armour can never be tarnished. By anything and will always remain shiny and new. He also smells constantly like a perfume shop, all the time even when it is really windy. For the exchange of infinite depravity, Slaanesh grants everyone of Sigvald’s wishes, even allowing him to kill monsters greater than the slaaneshi champion with a flick of his rapier. That might be a metaphor knowing slaanesh.

Sigvald is the child of an evil warlord, who was far too much into his sister. It did two things one created the most beautiful child, with hair like god and perfect skin except for a horned birthmark on the back of his neck, two made family dinners really uncomfortable. As a youth every wish and desire was granted without question. Sigvald’s father had the finest warriors of their tribe train him. With slaanesh debauchery and excesses are usually extreme, and Sigvald was banished when his got to a point where they ordered Italian and the found the young prince eating Mario. So Sigvald was exiled, and he pretended to give a frak. When his dad went to bed, sigvald killed him with his father’s own sword. After his father died, finally left. In his arrogance he believed the chaos wastes held no danger to him. It wasn’t a threat to him at all, this was nothing to do with his skill or any form of hard work. It was because Slaanesh had found a new champion, and Sigvald a new patron.

Since then, Sigvald has led an army of his most devoted warriors. If any of his soldiery he deems less than perfect looking, crude, or just annoying him. He will just execute them. Sigvald will burn whole towns to the ground, out of boredom. Slaanesh will grant every dream, without question. No matter how debased. These desires only elevate she who thirsts even more. Sigvald plumb the depths of depravity even further every day, with every battle, and every death.

During the end times Sigvald was present in Bretonnia during the End Times, sampling the finest flesh that Parravon had to offer. He was then, to his disgust, teleported directly to Archaon at the thirteenth Everchosen's whim. He took particular insult at being paired with the Troll-king, Throgg, the assaults of Chaos upon the civilised world that followed.[5]

Eventually, the Geld Prince came up against Krell, one of Nagash's Mortarchs. The Undead Chaos Warrior was initially able to dominate their fight, wounding Sigvald greatly and permanently ruining his once handsome face.

At this, Sigvald gave into a rage more akin to a Khornate Berserker than a Champion of Slaanesh, granting the Wight King yet another death. As Sigvald knelt over his opponent's body, he let out a scream of anguish. It was then that Throgg appeared behind him. The monster pummelled Sigvald into nothing more than a bloody pulp, angered by his constant taunts and boorish behavior, before urinating upon his ruined corpse.

His wargear includes the silverslash, a sword made from the silver of slaanesh’s own blade. Sigvald wields it with lightning speed raining strikes as if his were nothing but a blur, and the auric armour. This armour not only never gets dirty or tarnished, the magic has dark tendrils on the underside of the suit of armour that constantly caresses the wearer and closing all wounds too.