Fabius bile

Fabius bile the apothecary of the emperor’s children. He’s a doctor like an ork painboy, but if I had to choose? I would go to the painboy. The worse thing would happen you would get a mechanical exploding leg. With bile, you would be lucky not to have four anuses. The exploding leg sounds more fun.

Fabius bile is a name that brings fear and hatred in the galaxy. Usually because when he lands on a planet his first thought is these people need more arms. Then proceeds to give the citizens of the planet the extra appendages, unless they die. Then they become the spare parts for biles bits box. It’s like kit bashing humans and sometimes other animals too. Those that do live become more vigorous, some might say unnaturally so. During the great crusade Bile had his primarchs ear, probably to convince how much more fun the extra asses on the emperor’s children legionaires would be. Because of the deranged apothecary, the emperor’s legion could reach new sensations of yet unheard of in the astartes. When it came to following slaaanesh ike his genefather and brothers, bile said “what, do I look crazy?” And went his own way.

Like the emperor’s children, fabius bile left terra before horus died and took his even more super super humans with him, as well as all the traitor apothecaries. It is the only reasonable answer to why don’t the traitors have apothecaries. Bile became detached from his own legion. Then starting practising medicine his own brand any way, across the galaxy. Like the rest of the third legion, Bile is a perfectionist that’s why he’s still practising. One day he’ll get it right. While being the flying doctor of Warhammer 40k, bile found himself in the tear in reality that is the eye of terror.

Within the warp, the traitor legions were getting on like a house on fire. As in they were just running around with the petrol and matches. So what did bile do, seeing this?? He started to auction his skills, and work for the highest bidder. So while going around the warp like a snake oil salesman, his ship got stuck in the gravity of an aeldari crone world. After a lot exterior design, only the basics you know such as making the walls bleed, have screaming aeldari stuck in the wraithbone constructs, and of course the mad rabid escaped experiments. Fabius bile made this planet his base of operations.

As previously mentioned many of biles experiments die, some just so disfigured they just wish they did. There are the few that when loyal space marines fight them, they find that fabius bile can make they better than they were. Better, stronger, faster. Bile is especially proud of these creation calling them the new humans. Fabius bile consider these the pinnacle of his art. Which is odd as he can clone primarchs, such as Ferrus Manus, Fulgrim, and even Horus. Most of that conclusion that bile creations are his creations, the primarchs are just clones. Things he is willing to trade away.

As of now there is many of biles creations running around the galaxy causing havoc. These creations are not just physically superior, mentally too with tyrannical aspirations.

The worse part about bile or the best depends on your perspective. Is how important Fabius bile is to the traitor legions. The warmasters know this and much to their chagrin, bile knows this. The geneseed being the biggest problem and only bile is the closest to solving this. Oh yeah bile is technically immortal. He has many clones of himself, ready to have biles consciousness to be downloaded from the minute he died.

His wargear, he has his rod of torment the melee of the most discerning apothecaries. Can kill the strongest of creatures with ease. A pin prick from Biles rod, can cause unimaginable pain. The chirurogen part magic part science that keeps bile alive. It does this by pumping a warp infused ichor into biles body via his spine. The needler, it’s a poison dart gun.